I will begin by thanking all the entrants of the
Dumb Dog Photo Contest
hosted by me, VampireKat, and sponsored by Renfield.
All entrant photos and one video clip are/were greatly appreciated and have provided my dreary existence with much cackling and howling with laughter; for this, I thank you.
The Dumb Dog Photo Contest Awards are presented in no particular order, with the exception of 1st place, which will be presented last. Prizes have been selected by Renfield.
The first award presented goes to @Tinncat!
For the entry:
Winning the award, "Most Ridiculous Dog" - showing the utter absurdity that is ..... canine. ;>
@Tinncat is awarded a three month supply of VampireKat Fang Oreos! ConKATulations!
The next award goes to, @MiaandManu!
For the entry:
Winning the award, "Biggest Chicken Dog" - showing the cowardly canine. ;> Special mention: Clever use of custom captioning, and kudos to @MiaandManu for having the courage to reveal their having to live with a dog.
@MiaandManu is awarded a set of two VampireKat Fang Mugs with a package of Catnip Tea! ConKATulations!
The next award goes to, @KatKeira!
For the entry:
Winning the award,
"Most Empty-headedly Entertained Dog" - showing that a blank screen is enough. ;> Special Mention: Kudos to @KatKeira for having the courage to reveal the awful truth of having to live with a dog.
@KatKeira is awarded specialty made VampireKat Fang earrings for her and all her friends! ConKATulations!
The next award goes to, @IcyPinkLemonade!
For the entry:
Winning the award, "Shameless Pushover Dog"
- showing the absence of pride. ;>
@IcyPinkLemonade is awarded VampireKat Fang shoes! ConKATulations!
The next award goes to, @maimecat!
For the entry:
a VIDEO CLIP titled "stupid dog does not realize there is no glass in the door"
Winning the award,
"Most Embarrassingly Senseless Dog" - showing the dog has no sense; couldn't tell the obvious by sight, touch, taste, smell or hearing. ;> Special Mention: Provided live-action proof.
@maimecat is awarded a VampireKat Fang cat necklace! ConKATulations!
And finally, our 1st place winner with the most shriekingly hilarious photo proof of dumb dogs, is @RealFelixTheCat!
The 1st place winning photo:
Winning the 1st place award,
"Super Colossal Dumb Dog" - showing ....well, ... the shockingly obvious.....
@RealFelixTheCat is awarded the sweetest, corniest of crowns, the VampireKat Fang Crown! .........
...And the one of a kind, 1st place VampireKat Dumb Dog Photo Contest T-shirt! ConKATulations!
In addition, Felix was won the award of,
"Most Enthusiastic Entrant" - showing minion pride with the entry of NINE photos! And the prize for such enthusiasm:
The VampireKat Fang Mug and a one month supply of VampireKat Fang Oreos! ConKatulations!
This concludes VampireKat's #DumbDogContest.
Well done faithful minions!
No comments:
Post a Comment